Hey guys, you won’t believe what I found! Two amazing examples of things that we Malaysians do oh so well: talking about ourselves and quitting our jobs! And I have to say, these examples are absolutely hilarious, so let’s dive right in.
Contoh Biografi Diri Sendiri Dalam Bahasa Inggris – Viral Update
Have you ever been asked to write a bio about yourself and just didn’t know where to start? Well, let me introduce you to this person’s attempt (emphasis on attempt) at writing their own biografi in English. Spoiler alert: it’s a trainwreck.
Apa itu biografi diri? Well, it’s a written account of someone’s life, including all the juicy details like where they were born, where they went to school, and what they do for a living. Sounds simple enough, right? Well, let’s see how this person did.
Apa Itu:
Pertama-tama, si penulis sebenarnya sudah menjelaskan apa itu biografi diri, jadi saya rasa kita bisa skip bagian ini. Tapi, satu hal yang perlu dicatat adalah bahwa biografi diri harus dibuat dengan kalimat lengkap dan bukan sekedar poin-poin acak, seperti yang dilakukan penulis ini.
Mengapa:
Sekarang, mengapa si penulis memutuskan untuk membuat biografi diri dalam bahasa Inggris yang susah banget? Well, saya pikir dia ingin menunjukkan kepada dunia bahwa dia bisa berbahasa Inggris, tapi sayangnya, dia belum belajar cukup banyak. Hey, at least he tried!
Cara:
Nah, kalau bicara soal cara membuat biografi diri yang baik, mungkin yang terbaik adalah mengikuti struktur yang sudah ada. Mulailah dengan mengenalkan diri sendiri, lalu jelaskan latar belakang pendidikan, pengalaman kerja, dan prestasi yang pernah diraih. Jangan lupa untuk membuatnya menarik dan enggak hanya sekedar daftar nama-nama sekolah dan perusahaan tempat kamu pernah bekerja.
Contoh:
Ini adalah contoh yang sangat buruk, jadi jangan sampai mengikuti ini ya, teman-teman!
Contoh Surat Pengunduran Diri Mengajar
Okay, let’s move on to something a bit more relatable: quitting our jobs. Whether we like it or not, at some point in our lives we might have to write a resignation letter. And if you’re looking for inspiration, look no further than this hilarious example!
Apa itu surat pengunduran diri? Well, it’s pretty self-explanatory. It’s a formal letter you write to your employer letting them know that you’re resigning from your position. Of course, there are certain etiquette rules you need to follow, but let’s see how this person did it.
Apa Itu:
Well, frankly, this person didn’t follow any of the etiquette rules. They started the letter by calling their boss a “siripon”. If you don’t know what that means, you’re not alone. It doesn’t mean anything! It’s just a made-up word this person came up with. So, rule number one: don’t insult your boss in your resignation letter.
Mengapa:
Now, why did this person quit their job? Apparently, they want to start a business selling fertilizers made from rambutan seeds. Hey, everyone needs a passion project, right? But maybe it’s best to keep that to yourself and stick to the professional reasons for leaving.
Cara:
When it comes to writing a resignation letter, there’s a certain protocol you need to follow. First things first, address the letter to your boss and thank them for the opportunity to work with the company. Then, state your intention to leave and give a specific date for your last working day. You should also express your willingness to help with the transition period and offer to train your replacement if necessary.
Contoh:
I’m sorry guys, but I don’t think I can give you a good example from this one. Just do the opposite of what this person did and you’ll be fine!
So there you have it, folks. Two hilarious examples of us Malaysians trying our best to write about ourselves and quit our jobs. Remember, when it comes to biografi diri and resignation letters, just follow the rules and don’t try to be funny unless you’re actually funny. Because let’s face it, not all of us can be comedians!
